Saturday night at DH's grandmother's 90th birthday party:
Cousin A: What are you drinking?
A: Are you pregnant? Are you trying to get pregnant?
A: YOU'RE PREGNANT?!?!?
Me: No, no, trying.
A: You can always tell when a woman is drinking water that she's pregnant or trying.
Lunch today with my coworkers:
Me to server: I'll have gingerale please.
Dr. B: Well, I know why old people drink gingerale, but it's not the same reason young people drink it (then she proceeds to look me up and down).
Me: I just feel like drinking gingerale today.